Uma Thurman is from Venus

Is Uma Thurman a descendant of the race of tall blonde aliens often referred to as Nordics, and sometimes thought to be from Venus?

Some would say: Yes.

In the late 1940s-50s, there was a fella, George Adamski, who'd met Venusians, he said. This was one of the drawings he did of one of them:

At a 1950s Brazilian UFO conference, a mysterious Venusian queen with her two consorts showed up and savvy (or paranoid) attendees pegged her instantly for the Venusian in Adamski's drawing:

The Nordics are one of the alien races that monitors our progress here on earth. What does that mean exactly? Just remember when you were a kid in grade school. Parents and teachers made sure you got the right tools, but then they'd hang back and let you figure it out, learn, for yourself. Now imagine the Venusian Nordics are your parents, and if they go home after dropping you off at kindergarten (at the dawn of human history) and come back to pick you up at 3 PM when school's out, we're talking maybe a million years instead of six hours. Adamski was likely an NSA disinformant, but the Nordics might be real, they're our space mom. We've already forgotten we have a mom coming to pick us up. We think we live here, in grade school Terra. 

The Nazis got involved with these beings via mystics and human sacrifices (maybe), and its thought the blue-eyed blonde haired Aryan represents a strong Venusian/Nordic alien genetic splice bloodline. This through the Thule society. Check out this hot psychic who channeled UFO technology to the Nazis, Marija Oršic:
 

Part Nordic goddess? I'd say yes. She so fine. (1) So now let's get over to Uma:

She even played Venus! In Terry Gilliam's Baron Munschausen. (above, below). Notice the similarity between the shell and a flying saucer? Was it a saucer earlier chroniclers saw when they wrote of Venus arriving on a giant seashell? Stranger things have turned out to be far truer.

Uma's father, Robert Thurman, is a renowned scholar whose translations of Buddhist texts like the Book of the Dead have helped bring eastern philosophy to the west. In a future post I'll detail some of the connections between alien races and the demons and spirits of Buddhist mythology, but for now, let's just imagine a Buddhist scholar chosen by ancient gods to raise one of their own, ala the myth of Moses. Just imagine the shell that bore Venus from the sea was an underwater spacecraft (USO, like the raft that bore Moses) bringing her to the shore to spread love, poetry, chivalry and a hierarchy of beauty with her blonde, blue-eyed self as the perfect 10, thus ensuring her race's descendants in the human gene pool are given preferential treatment from then on.

Utsuoro Bune 1803, the Japanese alien 'Venus')

Some Nazi-alien connection buffs theorize that the Nordics and grays are collaborating on this human experiment / boarding school we call life. Apparently there's some contention over the Jews, because the Jewish soul is old and too hard for the reptilians to eat. If the Nordics are the mom, the reptilians might be the evil principal of the school, controlling, punishing and shooting down your ideas of being an artist because 'you're too stupid, and he needs more factory workers.'

Like, why are we torn between the herd mentality of the mammalian instinct and the 'every man for himself' cold heartedness of our reptilian cortex? Who profits from our remaining in dark ignorance and suffering? Have you ever meditated and felt that your magnetic energy was flowing northwards, as if it was being siphoned off you by some giant magnetic vacuum? That meditation only began to return this energy to your own form, recycling and retaining the energy in a loop rather than producing it and losing it to the northern current?? And so it becomes like some inner circuit-breaker interrupts your newfound self-containment and gets you to stop meditating?

There's room in this world for a million interpretations of any single event. What we can all do as we cycle through them, in the meantime is try to understand just how important and vital every single second of our lives truly is. As vast as the universe may be, a single selfless gesture or act of random anonymous kindness can shift the whole cosmos into a higher level. Feel it to be true, feel how each next right action is the only action there ever was or is - and next time you meditate and pray to the Gods, give some love to Uma.... sweet Uma. Can she please come pick us up, and take us on a magic carpet ride or at least get us out of goddamned school?

Onwards to PART TWO!

For more on Adamski and his Venusian friends, check out this blog entry at: Lon Strickler's essential Phantoms and Monsters.

NOTES:
1. Some documentary recently put forth an interesting idea - that this could be a nameless German model, as Goebbels was fond of switching models in for normal Aryans in his propaganda. I guess we'll never know.